Tuesday, December 23, 2008

The Day The Cat Stood Still

It's been an interesting morning, so far. I awoke to a dream of being in a "magic fingers" bed. It was actually Wally chasing some critter in his fur at the foot of the bed. After a cup of coffee, I turned on the TV to one of the old movie channels, and was met by Jill St.John in pink stretch pants and red boots running from alligators with fins and horns glued to them. It was the 736th remake of "The Lost World".

While I was watching red-dyed oatmeal and dry ice (lava) consume a subterranean cave, I made the mistake of hanging my hand out of the recliner. Gracie attacked. One minute, I was watching a really bad movie, the next I was trying to pry 4 pounds of needle sharp claws off of my hand. The kitten plays rough.

Right now, on the TV, Michael Rennie and Gort are trying to convince the people of the world to just get along. More power to them.

Judging from the sounds coming from upstairs, "somebody" would appreciate it if I get off my butt and start getting ready for the hoard on Christmas Eve, so I'll let you all go for now.

Catu barada nikto.

1 comment:

  1. Can't wat to see you guys! BTW, Jon and I have some gloves we can bring you if you would like ;)

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