Friday, January 21, 2011

Life Lessons

I've learned a few this morning.

1.  It's always good to make sure all of the family is invited to a Birthday Party.  I. E., don't banish the dogs to the back yard.

2.  Otis can reach the middle of the dining room table - especially if there's a birthday cake on it.

3.  It's called "Marble Cake" for a reason.  It turns to something closely akin to real marble when mixed with dog slobber and applied to a hardwood floor.

4.  My bathrobe is made of the same stuff as the microfiber cloths I was using to clean up the aforementioned "marble".  At least they can go in the same load in the washer.

5.  When you come into a room that looks either like the Three Stooges staged a pie fight or some terrorist put an IED in a birthday cake, all you can do is laugh and start cleaning it up.

Hope y'all have a great day.

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